goopy-amethyst:

pochowek:

the reason twitter is better is because none of you ted talk motherfuckers get the post length to be stupid

Theres a whole thread on Twitter on why Cats are abusive

Jan 01 2019 with 23274 notes

vladtheunfollower:

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Enhance

Jan 01 2019 with 91249 notes

crabmandible:

crabmandible:

Sometimes it fun to imagnie yaself as a vegitable or maybe a fruit, im a sprnig onion!

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im a spring onino.

Jan 01 2019 with 11871 notes

rowkey:

quick thing because I had to

Jan 01 2019 with 6412 notes

notyobabygirl:

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Jan 01 2019 with 34031 notes

relishboi:

me: hey man can i pet your dog? 
zoo keeper: go ahead hes very shy but friendly!
me: thank you :)

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Jan 01 2019 with 1946 notes

anxietyproblem:

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ziallsocraycray:

all math problems can be done without a calculator

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Jan 01 2019 with 183286 notes

Doing large animal restraint like…

vetmedirl:

zookeeperproblems:

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We use tranquilizers and large equipment

Jan 01 2019 with 1410 notes

spartanlocke:

cisnowflake:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

sillybitchynerd:

mr-cappadocia:

houndoooming:

feminismisahatemovement:

ima-fuckingt4ble:

mr-cappadocia:

You are not prepared for what you are about to experience…

This will fuck you up

That’s amazing, how rare it is to be allowed to hear it.

Notice how fast the men stood up to clap

Rumor has it they tried to keep this off the air.

A friend sent me this. He’s finishing up a divorce, his wife left him for another man after cheating during their marriage for who knows how long. He was raising his little girl alone for a majority her young life and now suddenly the ex wife wants the child back. Wants to move across the country and just leave him, only staying in contact for support checks.

It’s disgusting to watch her use a child to hurt him, to threaten to move so she can get more money. To toss the girl at him when she wants to go out with her new husband because she can’t be bothered to be a mom while all he wants to do is be a dad.

It will hurt a mother to lose a child…but it hurts a father the same even though we give them nothing. We pretend that womens feelings matter more.

ho lee shit…

Father’s rights are important. This is the gender inequality that no one seems to want to talk about.

My friend had literal photo evidence that his ex girlfriend was letting his son be starved and hurt and, as far as I know, it didn’t even hold up in court. I don’t know what his status with his son is now but judging from how he almost never talks about it, I doubt it’s good. 

This prejudice against fathers and the idea that women are naturally better parents just because they’re women is bullshit, and I don’t even want to know how many healthy relationships it’s destroyed. 

Jan 01 2019 with 10668 notes
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